How to get the following attributes belonging to France?

Room buy just. Score in Google France DID choose the conditions very good. Here, for example: www.gagaphone.com/France_DID.html Put yourself another free x-light (www.counterpath.com/x-lite.html ) and you telephone French.
Address, too, or france, or france Virtual mail virtual office (for example www.francevirtualoffice.com/maildrop.html or www.ubidoca.com/_en/)
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Worst of all with the Bank. Societe Generale opens accounts remotely, but only those who come to France for more than 6 months. There may be some loopholes, call, ask (here particuliers.societegenerale.fr/clientele_internationale/vous_vous_expatriez/pole_assistance_expatries.html). A simple way does not exist, or is unknown to me. The second is unlikely, to be honest.