Incompetent management programmers


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Collect a selection of the stupid quirks of his superiors, incompetent in managing the development of software. Ranging from the classic "No time to hand over the project? — let's hire more programmers!" and ending is not completely obvious from the point of view of logic: "If you don't have time to fix the bugs, make me another feature in the atonement of his guilt!"

Fellow programmers, please tell us what you sometimes dumbfounded by the user?
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clientsfromhell.ru/ — I recommend. Analogue foreign website of the same name in the area .net.
In the evenings I read sometimes. The replacement of the dead bash :)
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"Why not print?"
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Working on Internet projects.
A request to the support Department: "the server must allocate a static IP address and Internet connection"
Answer: "you Must justify why you need a server, why would he need a static IP if it's DHCP, and why there is the Internet."
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That's how many years of work, ask yourself the same questions, why would the web Server with the Internet? =)
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Not so long ago said that the Internet store you want to sort by date added product (this is where nesla) and the article and it only sees admin, did not argue our own peril.
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Most dumb is when those Department are called in for a planning meeting and sit like a fool there soared an hour, though no word on the Department of no, only the report of the chief.
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Switched to the new CBS (banking system) — the part of Bank employees discontent through the roof. By the decree of the head of it-Department on the third day, all the workers desktop was changed to the words "I love IBSO"
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Killed the advice of the Manager to introduce the designer — You don't think, just draw!
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In the book "Facts and delusions of professional programming" there is a lot about mistakes made by his superiors.
\rhabrahabr.ru/blogs/books/99375/
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