It has wi-fi?
Two options:
1. to install skype or sip tonelico and use as a phone.
2. if there is a webcam above the door in the hallway, then attach the PDA to the wall (to bring food) and open a browser with the image from the camera.
Both versions have long plagued me, but not going to try.
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If there is no wifi, then give it to someone, and wishing already have! :)