Redirect to scriptkiddy?

You can give a page similar to admin.

scan robots, as a rule, so all the hilarity, no one will appreciate. Only if you need to balance the traffic, and many bots, it is possible to give a thread of a video file.

— redirect fsb.ru (old and boring joke),
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— pseudoalpina, which will be accessible with any password, but that is because of pseudocubic scripts (with the results of wrong paths) will not work
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— 404 — articles / anecdotes etc.
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— to give a page with exploits, if someone will manually look for the link.
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— to give is 404 -"418 I'm a teapot"
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etc. although for me, why not give just a "204 No Content" if nginx or 403/404/410...

Not the fact that it kiddey, conventional automatically scanning works.
Stanitsa from 100500 sites, where no 404 is recorded in the database.
Then this list is processed, even autoroutiere, something different.
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Personally, I think that 99% of all /admin /adm /login /phpadmin, etc. URLs from 404й error caused by bots.

Hang something like this

If scriptkiddy I would parrot them. Most likely without Proxima sitting, I'd give them their address and city and wrote terrible: Your contact information submitted to the Department on struggle with computer crimes. I think that students would be scared )

Nothing. Why? For fun?